The name's Abbi.
The age's 18.
The hometown's London.
The sexuality's straight.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I have internet. (But yeah I'm taken)
My Tumblr is quite varied but it's generally fandom based. Talk to me but i warn you I'll probably freak you out.
so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT
i dont get why most products for men are like “RRRRRRRAGH ITS THE SAME THING AS THE WOMANS PRODUCT EXCEPT WOMEN ARE PATHETIC AND THIS IS FOR MEN RRRHHHH BUY YOUR MAN YOGURT TODAY”
b…b…buy your…. man yogurt…. buy your…. man yogurt…. man yogurt…..RRRG ARE YOU NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO SWALLOW LOADS OF MAN YOGURT????¿
SWALLOW IT. SWALLOW ALL OF THE MAN YOGURT NOW
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence